Dressed for Success

Wearing a collared shirt and athletic shorts is never acceptable. Unless you're holding some sort of business meeting at the gym. If that's the case, you're probably in the wrong business.

Child's Play

I saw this painted on the side of a daycare and it made me wonder...


Why is Buzz Lightyear shooting the children with a laser? At first I thought it was a threat, letting the kids know they better behave or else a space man will shoot death rays at them. However, maybe they're actually "Imagination Lasers," and Buzz is helping them expand their minds. Either way, if you ask me, this daycare is run by a bunch of drugged out hippies, and my kids will have a blast this summer.