My Best Friend

They say Dog is "Man's best friend." But what if you have a two-headed dog? Is one head a better friend then the other?

Leprosy

Why does everyone think Leprosy is such a bad disease to have? Personally I'd love to turn into a leopard.

For Short...

I really like M&Ms. However, I like to call them "Mms" for short.

Duran Duran

Instead of calling it "Hungry like the Wolf", Duran Duran really should of sang "Hungry like the Hippo". Now that's a song I can relate too!

Magic 8 Ball

I think whoever invented the Magic 8 Ball was probably really good at pool... or maybe he wasn't. I'm not really sure, outlook hazy.

Setting an Example

Was Mr. Potato Head like the Frankenstein of the vegetable community? And if so, why didn't the vegetables light up their torches and chase him out of town? I'll tell you why, because vegetables have a little something called Tolerance, and we could all learn a little something from their example.

A Bathroom Buddy

At work today I used the restroom twice, and both times the same guy was there. I don't like being on the same pee schedule as another man... There's nothing wrong with it, but there's nothing right about it either.