I think a good addition to public restrooms would be the "Disposable Shoe Guard". That way when you're taking a dump you can cover your shoes so people won't be able to identify you after that god-awful smell-fest you made in the men's room... Patent Pending of course
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so obviously it was you in the next stall that pinched off a big one at the bar last night. jeez.
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