America's Next Leaders

Voting is cool and all, but there's got to be a better way to choose America's next leaders. For example, all candidates should stop wasting their time campaigning and just play Scrabble. Whoever wins is clearly the smartest and best man for the job of President. Then they should all play Risk and the winner will be Secretary of Defense. Finally the remaining candidates will play Mouse Trap to see who is Secretary of Pest Control & Contraption Building.