"Breakfast Foul!"

How come whenever you're at a party and spill some beer, someone has to call you out for making a "Party Foul". This individual couldn't be a bigger tool. However, in his defense it's probably the way he was raised. I bet when he was little, whenever he spilled some milk, his mom probably came running in screaming "Breakfast Foul!" Then she'd probably tell him to stop being a fag, and drink it off the floor.