You Are One Smart Cookie

If I was able to get all the fortune cookies in the world, I would play all of their lottery numbers. And if I didn't win, I could sue those cookie bastards for everything. But I bet after winning, the fortune cookie people would probably appeal and win, because one of their cookies said I would be very prosperous... and of course it would be right... "Man!" there's just no out-smarting those crafty Asians!