Since Frankenstein is made up from the parts of dead people, is FrankenBerry made from parts of dead berries or parts of dead breakfast cereal mascots?
Actually the answer is neither... FrankenBerry is just an ugly person whose parents were too lazy to name him properly, and the only reason he got the job with the cereal is because he agreed to let General Mills spray paint him pink.
Besides there's no such thing as a dead breakfast cereal mascot... everyone knows they are timeless and live on forever in our hearts.
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