Better Than a Resume

Some people are afraid of getting a tattoo because they think when it's time to get a real job they won't get hired because they're covered in tattoos. That's why I plan on getting a tattoo that says "Hire me or I'll burn your family"... I still might not get the job, but only because they called my bluff and it would take a lot of courage to make that call... I should probably get a tattoo that says "Just Kidding," just in case.