On a Serious Note...

Yesterday I was walking into target, and I realized they had about 16 Handicapped parking spaces. I remember back in the day when there would be about 2 or 4 Handicapped spots... What's going on here? All this time we've been worrying about Global Warming, and no one's bothered to notice that everyone's getting paralyzed... People, Global Paralyzation is amongst us, and if we don't do anything to stop it, I'm going to have to park across the street because the entire lot is for Handicapped People only!