Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Someone Help My Baby!

I've thought about keeping a baby doll in my car... That way if I ever lock my keys in my car I can just start screaming about how my babies trapped inside and I need someone to break into my car. Then whenever they see the doll, they'll realize he's not moving and then they'll panic. Once they smash through my car window I can blame him, and then HE has to pay for my new window... Sucker!

I get into my car without having to pay a locksmith and I get a brand new window out of the deal. I don't see any way this could back-fire... it might just be my best idea yet.

2 comments:

anonymous jones said...

You've never studied law, have you?!

Anonymous said...

Not as good as my powdered water idea.... just add water!