The Glorious Joe Token

One day, outside my house, I want to have one of those change machines that will change out your money for special "Joe Tokens". These Joe Tokens are the only things you'll be able to use to play in my arcade once you get inside my house. What no one knows is, I don't have an arcade in my house. Ha-Ha! Now you have a handfull of coins with my face on them and there's nothing you can do with them... No Refunds!