Wouldn't That be Neat?

I think it would be neat if cats could evaporate. Because if they could evaporate into the sky, than they would eventually come back down when it rains. Then one day cats would be falling from the sky, and I could walk up to a stranger and say "Looks like it's just raining cats today." That would be neat.

Some people may wonder if evaporating dogs would be just as neat. But dogs don't always land on their feet, and the thought of dogs falling from the sky to their death is a pretty sick thought.