Have Your Cake & Eat it Too

If someone really smart is talking to you, and you don't know what to say, don't panic. When it's your turn to talk just say "I like Cake." Whoever you're talking to will think you're talking about the food and assume you're a moron. That's when you inform him you were actually talking about the 90s rock band, with such hits as "The Distance" & "Never There". Now he not only thinks you're intelligent and cultured, but he looks like an idiot for thinking you were talking about mere food. I mean seriously, what idiot would talk about baked goods when you're trying to have a serious conversation about 90s alternative rock... seriously.