Tuesday, January 23, 2007
A Miracle Cure
While using the Teacher's restroom at school, I noticed a can of disinfectant. On this very special can was a list of all the bacteria and germs it killed. Included in this list was none other than AIDS... Apparently we can not cure AIDS, unless of course it's on a toilet seat. In that case we can just spray it to death... Long story short, I stole the disinfectant and plan on bathing in the stuff regularly.
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Yeah we had that stuff at the bar. The janitors have been laughing at the scientists this whole time!
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