There Can Only Be One... SUV

A big question is which SUV is actually the safest to drive. Allow me to clear this up for everyonel... The Toyota Highlander is the safest SUV to drive. Why? you ask, well it's actually pretty obvious... Everyone knows that You can not kill a Highlander. Highlanders are immortal and can only be killed by other Highlanders. So clearly I would feel a whole lot safer in my immortal Toyota Highlander than in your lame Nissan Xterra... I hope I was able to answer everyone's questions.