How Tough Are You?

I see all these guys wearing pink shirts that say "Tough Guys Wear Pink", and that may be true. However, tough guys don't wear shirts saying how tough they are. Instead they're out there beating heads in and being tough... So if you're really a tough guy, wear a shirt with a picture of the last guy whose head who beat in... and leave the pink for the whussys and wanna-be's.