Preparing for the After-Life

When I die I want to be buried wearing a shirt that says "Not A Zombie." That way if for some reason I do get to rise from the dead, I'll already be prepared. This way people won't assume I'm a zombie, and I'll be able to hang out for a bit before everyone tries to blow my head off or cut me to pieces with a chainsaw... I mean, sooner or later they're gonna figure it out, but not before I can go catch a movie, or grab a bite to eat... of Brains!