The Full Five

After I give people a Hi-Five sometimes they complain that I hit their hand too hard. To this I say "Don't be mad at me cause you asked for the Hi-Five and I gave you the full Five." Maybe these Hi-Five rookies need to just go around asking for a Hi-Two or maybe a Hi-Three and work their way up to the Hi-Five... No longer will I take responsiblity for some young punk who gets hurt cause he thought he could handle the full Five when he wasn't ready.