Everything's Better with Sunshine

If I could harness the power of the sun, I'd use it to burn my enemies... Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kill them, I'd just give them a real bad sun burn. That way they'd have a long time to think about what they did before they died of skin cancer... In conclusion, it was the skin cancer that killed them, not Joe Lord of the Sun.

Bow before me, I am Joe Lord of the Sun!