Dairy Queen

Once I went to Dairy Queen to get a Blizzard, but when I got there they said they were out of ice cream. Out of ice cream?... how can you be the Queen of dairy if you don't have any dairy? If I was the Dairy Queen I would be afraid of a revolution. Who knows, once the revolution hits, we could be getting delicious Blizzards at the new Dairy Democracy... I know the name isn't as catchy but it represents freedom, and I respect that in a name