If I Could Be An Animal...

If I could be an animal, any animal, I would be a "Puma-ppotamus" then I would look like a hippo, but I would be gracefull like a puma... Plus I have a pair of Puma shoes so i'm already half way there. And if someone has a problem with the Puma-ppotamus... well then they probably don't like animals, and anyone who doesn't like animals is probably a jerk anyways