Usefullness for Useless Things

You know those bowling shoes you stole three years ago because you thought it was cool, but now have no use for them? Well it turns out you stole yourself the perfect pair of dog walking shoes. Think about it... they got flat soles, so if you step in poop it'll be an easy clean up. Plus, even if you do step in poop who cares, they're crappy bowling shoes that you didn't pay for. I guess the only problem now is finding a dog to walk, but I'm sure you'll just go steal one... klepto.