A Familiar Scent

I couldn't help but notice the restroom smelled a little more "Magnum" than usual. However, it all made sense when I noticed the bathroom's new air freshener.





Think it's time for Back-Potty... Tell Higgins not to wait up.

A Quick Safety Tip

Remember kids, Safety First. Be sure to always wear a helmet. If you don't have a helmet, using bubble wrap is the next best thing.

Now even poor kids can be safe!

Usefullness for Useless Things

You know those bowling shoes you stole three years ago because you thought it was cool, but now have no use for them? Well it turns out you stole yourself the perfect pair of dog walking shoes. Think about it... they got flat soles, so if you step in poop it'll be an easy clean up. Plus, even if you do step in poop who cares, they're crappy bowling shoes that you didn't pay for. I guess the only problem now is finding a dog to walk, but I'm sure you'll just go steal one... klepto.

Telling Secrets

Last night I saw a girl wearing a shirt that said "I can't keep secrets". Well I can't keep secrets either, and I told her her shirt sucked.

Meet The Neighbors

Today I noticed that my quirky neighbor has a pair of black, OJ-looking gloves inside his car. This officially gives him enough weird points to move him up from "Quirky" to "Creepy".

Delicious Disorder

If I eat an Egg McMuffin, knowing that McDonald's breakfasts always make me poop right away, does that make me bulimic?