Peter's a Dog!

I don't like it when people give their pets people names, cause when they talk about "Peter" I think they're talking about they're stupid friend that I don't care about... But when I realize they're actually talking about an adorable puppy, it makes me wish I gave a crap about what they were saying in the first place, because now all I have is the second part of what could of been a very cute dog anecdote.