Defending Aquaman's Rep.

I think Aquaman has a lame reputation, and he's just not one of the cooler superheroes. This sucks for aquaman cause it's not like he can try to make friends by inviting them over to his lair. I'd rather just watch the game over at the Batcave without having to use a scuba-suit. However, in Aquaman's defense, he does have the "Hooking up with Mermaids" monopoly on lock-down... One thing is for sure, Aquaman would be a lot cooler if he had a lobster-gun.

I also believe Aquaman should start smoking. I don't know what "Big Truth" has told you about tobacco, but people who smoke are tough and look cool. Besides Aquaman can breathe underwater, I think his lungs can handle a little smoke. Also Aquaman has the whole "aqua" thing covered but he forgot one aspect that could really improve his popularity... Aquaman needs to strap on an eye-patch, and start being a little more "piratey". Thanks to Johnny Depp pirates are cool now, and now so are you Aquaman.