Remember When Terrorism Was Cool?

When I was a kid a terrorists weren't so bad, in fact they were kinda cool... If Cobra did recruitment and asked me to sign up, I sure as hell would... Just think of all the benefits... I get to drive awesome vehicles, get a cool name that ends with "Viper", and honestly, how many Cobra troops get killed... NONE! they all have parachutes and retreat, how sweet a deal would that be?