Let's touch on Racism...

If you don't like the Cosby Show you're probably a racist. I mean you don't have to love or anything, but as long as you like it a little, than we're cool.

To Serve and Protect

Did the police really need Batman to stop the Penguin? I think if a cop can't shoot a fat guy floating away on an umbrella, then he should go back to working the night shift at Office Depot where he belongs.

In the Land of Disney...

In the land of Disney, Goofy and Pluto were both dogs. However, Goofy wears cloths and a hat, and Pluto runs around on all fours. Disney is full of animals acting as people, but poor Pluto is the only one who has to act like a dog... If you ask me, Pluto has down syndrome and no one has the guts to tell him.

Room for Improvment

Most people see someone walking as just someone walking. I, on the other hand, see a Conga Line that needs improvement.

Another Weather Machine?

How come every bad guy in every cartoon has to try to conquer the world with a machine that controls the weather... you'd think by now the forces of good would just build their own weather machine. Then finally we could all stop worrying about people screwing with the wind cause we'd have our own machine... But I suppose this world just isn't ready for peace.

Remember When Terrorism Was Cool?

When I was a kid a terrorists weren't so bad, in fact they were kinda cool... If Cobra did recruitment and asked me to sign up, I sure as hell would... Just think of all the benefits... I get to drive awesome vehicles, get a cool name that ends with "Viper", and honestly, how many Cobra troops get killed... NONE! they all have parachutes and retreat, how sweet a deal would that be?

Supersitious Truths...

Whoever started the superstition "It's bad luck if a black cat crosses your path," probably got mauled by a panther once or twice in his lifetime.