A Dying Wish

If we're ever faced with the threat of a meteor shower be sure to go outside with an umbrella. This will not save your life, but I was to cheap to buy a bomb shelter so i'm going to die one way or the other... And before I die all I want is the pleasure of seeing some poor sap with an umbrella get smashed by a meteor... Is that too much to ask? For once stop being so selfish!