A New Kind of Party

Earlier my neighbor was talking about a party, but he misspoke. Instead of saying it was BYOB, he said BLB. He corrected himself, but it got me thinking... What if he really meant BLB? I wonder what BLB would stand for. "Bring Lots of Beer", or maybe it means "Bring Laser Beams". If that's the case I think I'll pass. I've been shot with enough lasers to know it hurts no matter how drunk you are.

Life Choices at 3am

While walking towards the restroom at work during the night-shift, I could hear someone inside. Since it was 3am, I assumed it was my co-worker, and I planned to jump out and scare him. However, I had a second thought... What if it actually isn't my co-worker? Am I willing to take that risk? After all, If I'm wrong and scare a stranger, I'll have to avoid eye contact with him for the rest of my life.

So many questions, so little time.

In the end my conscience won, and I didn't go through with it... But hear this, before I die I will scare someone in a public restroom!

Identifying the NIFO

If you call an unidentified flying object a UFO, you've actually just Identified it. However, if you do see a UFO you should tell someone, but then quickly tell them that it's now a NIFO (Newly-Identified-Flying-Object).

A Lesson in Dog Owning

Sometimes my dog pees on the carpet right before I'm about to take her outside to pee. You'd think that would make me mad, but it doesn't. Instead, I just make her sit by the window while I go outside by myself. Then she has to sit there and watch how much fun I'm having peeing & pooping all over the grass. Maybe next time she'll hold it like a good dog, and we can have fun peeing outside together.