Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Let's Be Honest
They call it Play-Doh because it's dough that you can play with, but let's be honest with ourselves... Shouldn't it really be called Play-and-Eat-Doh.
I'm No Archaeologist...
I'm no archaeologist, but I'm pretty sure walruses evolved from saber-tooth tigers.
"Sweetie"
The lady at the supermarket was so nice, she even called me Sweetie. Then I noticed she called the person behind me Sweetie too... What a whore
Friends With Secrets...
Friends who pinch your nipples secretly aren't your friend... and the secrets out.
Friday, August 24, 2007
3 Men and a Tow Truck...
Today I saw a truck for "3 Men Moving Company" broke down on the side of the road. I thought it was really cool cause there was actually 3 men there trying to fix the truck. I bet those guys are wishing it was called "3 Men and a Tow Truck Moving Company."
Monday, August 13, 2007
A Breath of Fresh Air
The key to choosing an air freshener is finding the scent that smells the most like "not-poop".
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
"PB & J"
Can you imagine if a "PB & J" stood for "Pickles, Butter and Jelly"? I know I can't, that's just gross.
Sunday, August 05, 2007
Got A New Drug
My favorite drug would have to be placebos, cause they always get me as high as I want!
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
A Little Known Fact
It's a little known fact that when filming Shark Week, all the stunts were actually performed by dolphins. If you don't believe me, just ask any dolphin... they'll tell you what's up.
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