The True Inventor

I wonder who invented the bookmark? Was it the nerdy guy who kept reading books all day, or the nerdy guy's friend, who kept shoving little pieces of paper in his book when he wasn't looking?

According to "Joe Law"

Joe Law states that when preparing nacho plates, part of each chip must remain uncovered with nacho cheese or chilli. This way it can be used as a handle, and no one gets gunk all over their fingers... Such is the Law of Joe!

Despite Popular Belief

Despite popular belief, cotton candy does not actually shrink in the wash... It does however, ruin a brand new washer and dryer.

They Needed a Disclaimer

When I was a kid I loved Alvin and the Chipmunks... But I wonder how many kids hurt their crotch from sliding down the banister at their house after watching the chipmunks do it. Just another reason TV is ruining our youth... seriously though, are they going on tour anytime soon?

Lost in Translation

I wonder if Cheerios are called "Hellos" in England?